This is your first lesson, so listen closely. Never trust no one. If you want to be successful in life, your going to have to fly solo. The sooner you can grasp this truth, the quicker you will become successfull. I would like to share a quick story with you to show you my personal experience with this important lesson.
I was alone in my mansion one night counting my money, something I always do when I can't fall asleep. I was just starting on my third billion when the phone rang. I set my money down and answered the phone. It was a farmiliar voice, my friend Charles. He sounded urgent and said he had gotten into some trouble at the casino and needed money fast. Being the billionair that I am, I am very accustomed to money not being a problem, so i told him that i would be down to the casino in 20 minutes with a million dollars. We hung up and I proceeded to get in the Rolls and head down to the boats. As soon as i parked he was at the door of my car. He looked frenzied and kept asking me to hurry. I was not alarmed because this was normal behavior for someone who was about to be beaten by mobsters. I walked in the back door with my sack-o-cash and was joined by 5 other suspicious looking characters. One man with a large mustache and a biting case of halatosis said, "hey chump, give me your money." And I of course said no. So he and his four henchmen all surrounded me. I laughed to myself because little did they know, along with being tremendously wealthy and a world renound golfer, i was a blackbelt in 12 matial arts. So i proceeded to "bring it" to them and, well, we'll just say that at the end of the night, my blazer had a considerably smaller amount of dirt on it than theirs.
So, in conclusion, never trust no one, and your millions will continue to pile. Or in my case, billions.
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